kingcheddarxvii:

Personally I’m boycotting McDonald’s for the frankly unforgivable blunder of making an extra large Big Mac and calling it the Grand Mac instead of The Mac Daddy

yukieakasaka:

lush employee: hello, how can I–

me: hello, potion seller. I am going into battle and I need your strongest potions.

lesbianfranksinatra:

andrewbelami:

Adele is Lana Del Rey for straight people

i like that this post doesn’t make any sense at all but still makes you vaguely recognize something in the back of your brain